The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to be really bad at math.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to suck deez nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!