The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!