The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to see through water

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the power to turn wine into water

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

Death at will

The power to kill yourself

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!