The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see through water

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Death at will

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!