The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

thumb_up thumb_down +3

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to turn into a dead person

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to eat junk food at light speed

thumb_up thumb_down -25

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the power to fart mace

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!