The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!