to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!