The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to read the TV

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!