The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to read the TV

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!