The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to see through glass

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!