- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see John Cena.

The power to repel women.

The power to shower naked.

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The power to sneeze scissors

the power to taste your own spit

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to swim on land

The powers to lose your current power forever

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power to become annoyed by annoying people

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

Pointless Super Powers