I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to know what time is not

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!