the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!