The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!