The power to control any type of urine or feces

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!