The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to only tell the truth

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Balls.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!