The power to state the obvious.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!