The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!