(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!