The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be phone

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!