the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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To call me maybe

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see air

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the power to become retarded

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!