the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to die

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!