The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to die at will

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!