The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to like any show

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Find Waldo

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!