The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to lactate air.

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Find Waldo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!