The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!