The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Balls.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to die

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!