the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to write a country song

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to die at will.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!