The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to like any show

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see air

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!