The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to speak only in binary

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!