the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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To call me maybe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!