The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to be a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!