The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to kill yourself

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to die on command

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!