the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!