The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to bleed

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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A healing punch

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!