What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power spite flower

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!