The power to die on command

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!