The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the power to become retarded

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!