The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to die at will

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to write a country song

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to die at will.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!