The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to shed hair

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to learn only at school.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!