The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!