The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to die on command

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!