Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!