The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power of love

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!