The power to sing but your mute

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to go part way through walls

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to sleep during day

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to set money on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!