the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!