The power to live through torture.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!