The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!