the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to sleep during day

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!