I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to troll.

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!