The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!