The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to die at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!