The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to be blind

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power of not knowing the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!