The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power die if you think.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!