The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to be born.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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Invisible handwriting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!