- Pointless Super Powers

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your penis.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to be justin beiber

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to be born again