the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to eat food

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to live until you die.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!