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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to write about power.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!