The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to speak Braille.

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

Going through obejects but cant move

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

the power to die

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power to breathe

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!