The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The superpower to have a superpower

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to have a power.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fly in space

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!