The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!