The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!