The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!