The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!