The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!