The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!