Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power of fart helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!