The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of love

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!