the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!