the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be HUMAN

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to die in one second

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!