The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!