the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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ability to fly in a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!