- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to sleep

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The power to spell backwards.

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

Reverse Pooping

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

Pointless Super Powers