The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to see stuff

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to understand myspace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!