the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to see stuff

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to see with your eyes open

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!