the power to be a complete troll

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!